Pseudo-Code for Life
void function Life(void)
{
Baby = new Child();
age = 0;
if (Baby){
goto KINDARGARTEN;
}
KINDARGARTEN:
while (1 == 2)
{
play(nursery_games);
cry(often);
tease(girls);
}
Baby = false;
if (Teenage){
printf(“rebel! rebel! return your dress!”);
goto MIDDLE_SCHOOL;
}
MIDDLE_SCHOOL:
while (years < 12)
{
attend(class);
grow(new pimples[]);
years++;
}
ADULT_LIFE:
while (forever)
{
if (today >= monday &&
today <= friday)
{
if (cur_time(NOW) < “5:00 PM”)
{
do_some(work);
surf_net(“http://www.angst.com”);
check(email);
send(email);
attend_meeting
{
switch (progress)
{
case BEGINNING:
blah; blah; blah;
case MIDDLE:
blah; blah; blah;
case END:
blah; blah; blah;
printf(“we’ll meet again”);
sprintf(“shit”);
}
}
surf_net(“http://www.blondes.com”);
check(email);
send(email);
}
else
{
goto HOME;
}
}
else
{
WEEKEND:
do_laundry();
meet_girlfriend(flowers);
she_goes_shopping(forever);
surf_net(“http://www.sex.com”);
she_comes_home(late);
surf_net(“http://www.bloomberg.com”);
check(email);
send(email);
Sleep(80000);
wait_for(clock);
wake_up(morning);
}
today++;
continue;
}
return (NULL);
}
